Unveiling my new Dating Rating System. It's very clever. It uses heart symbols.
♥: (1) Run For the Hills, Awful Date. May need to enter the witness protection to avoid you.
♥♥: (2) Not so hot, maybe we could be friends if all my other friends run off and join a fundamentalist Mormon sect in Texas.
♥♥♥: (3) Unsure. Not a horrid experience but no definite lovin' feelin'. Needs further investigation.
♥♥♥♥: (4) Quite swell. I may have a slight after date glow. I'm probably checking my phone to see if you called.
♥♥♥♥♥: (5) Frickin' Fantastic! I may already be naming our future children. Buck and Seborne, have a nice ring, don't they? Mmm crazy is fun.
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