And So it Begins

After earlier talking about a dating site called Plenty of Fish and how everyone who has met anyone has used this free site the following (instant message) conversation occurred....
me:

3:24 PM I'm sure I have more pressing issues I could be thinking about

like The Situation or Ronnie?

Sara: hahah

Sara: hahah

3:25 PM Ronnie for sure

maybe not The Situation

me: def not

actually if I had to pick

Vinny

haha

sad life

Sara: well he really seems like the most normal

me: that's true

Sara: i loved how he walked in to work to tell his boss he couldn't work

me: what if I started dating a guy like Pauly D

Sara: because of pink eye

3:26 PM oh god

I'd slap you

me: no you'd pretend to like him

because I'd be so in love

hahah

and you'd have to inhale the fumes from his hair, forever

Sara: hahahahahaha

I'd try not to light a match near him

or he's burst into flames

3:28 PM me: good reason not to smoke

flammable boyfriend
me: and if you get the urge, just think of my poor boyfriend

Pauly D, catching on fire

I bet his hair would chemically melt

not even burn

3:31 PM Sara: "oh shit, I blew up kristen's boyfriend"

me: exactly

Sara: it would be tragic

me: after so much searching

on doucheyfishes.com

kidding

3:32 PM I might still give it a try

Sara: lol

rachel felt like that at first too
me: I mean that's not much different than real life

online dating just makes the time line go faster

3:34 PM Sara: that's true

and at least you can email the guy a bit first

at least you don't have to show up on blind date with Pauly D

3:37 PM me: although it might make for funny stories

maybe I"ll join like 2 or 3 sites

and just go an a dating spree for like 3 months

and don't hang out with one guy too much until after the 3 months

(avoid a joe)

3:38 PM Sara: oh yeah

like...rachel had hilarious stories

at least you could get some free food

3:39 PM me: I could make a new blog

Kristen tries to find a date

haha

3:40 PM Sara: I think that would be awesome

3:41 PM me: hum...

it might make it more fun for me

if I could mock myself while doing it

3:43 PM Sara: well and it would make it more like a social experiment

3:44 PM me: which I'm sure has been done

but I'm not trying to get famous

3:45 PM Sara: exactly

it would just be interesting

for you and your friends

it might give you more of a mission

me: reason to follow through

Sara: and/or help you not take it as seriously if after every bad one you can say, "holy shit i need to write about that"

haha

3:46 PM me: exactly

this is a good idea

Sara: i think so

i would love to read that

3:47 PM me: my one true fan

Sara: haha

until the end, my dear

me: what should it be called?

Sara: hmmm

3:48 PM me: I'm drawing a blank

Kristen's Fishing Trip?

Sara: "No More Jaspers"

me: ohh that one is good

And so an experiment has begun.
Steps completed so far...
1) Made blog
2) Informed married friend, Alissa, that I would finally go speed dating
3) Wrote this post

Steps for the immediate future...
1) Join douchey fishes, errr Plenty of Fish
2) Join other yet to be determined dating site
3) Have hot dates