The Following lists were pulled from this Article from the Denver Post. It's worth a look simply for the sexy pictures of a dude in a superior date outfit.
These lists are pretty intense and if I weren't already in the swing of things might just scare me off from dating all together. You could do any number of the things listed below wrong or you could just be a wrong fit. I am pretty judgmental (especially in the safety of this blog) but, my oh my, maybe we are getting out of control with the picky and deal breakers, except with the jean shorts, that's legit.
WOMEN
Constantly call, instant message and text.
Drop in unexpectedly.
Use goofy pet names in public.
Act insecure.
Take too long to get ready.
Ask "where is this relationship going?"
Lie about age or weight.
Keep a checklist of requirements.
Friend a man on Facebook if you've only gone out a couple of times.
Lead him on, or aren't assertive enough to say "we aren't a match."
Are afraid of sending sexually explicit text messages or photos after a few dates.
Have a "tramp stamp," a tattoo above the rear end at the base of the spine.
Ask if they look fat in an outfit.
Can't walk in heels.
Never wear a dress.
Have an unkempt house.
Are always down or moody.
Are either too clingy or too distant.
Wear too much makeup or perfume.
Don't communicate feelings until they blow up.
Don't know the difference between a disagreement and a discussion.
Are picky about food.
Expect fireworks after a date instead of letting sparks grow.
Get princessy or acts entitled.
Take down profile on dating site after only a few dates.
Say "I love you," or talk about marriage after only a few dates.
MEN
Are too attached to their mothers.
Try to have sex too early.
Lie about how tall they are or how much money they make.
Whip out a calculator at dinner to split a check.
Go into hyper-pursuit mode.
Want to go out for dinner on a first date instead of something casual like having coffee.
Ask date if she has Viagra or another sexual stimulant.
Arrange group dates or has you meet his friends too early.
Don't use proper grammar or spelling.
Has sexy online dating profile names, uses sexual innuendo, talks about sex on a first date.
Facebooks a woman after a date instead of calling or texting.
Writes on a woman's Facebook page after only a few dates.
Plays head games such as waiting for three days before calling after a date.
Makes fashion errors such as wearing jorts (jean shorts) or embellished jeans.
Has minimal furniture.
Wears a Hawaiian shirt on a date.
Has goofy facial expressions while dancing.
Uses overly creative or long voice-mail messages.
Yells at the waiter.
Forces conversations or jumps from one topic to the next to avoid silences.
Is passive-aggressive or does things to push your buttons.
Uses his phone during a date (that includes texting).
Wears sneakers.
Wears Crocs.
Talks about awkward or personal topics such as medical procedures.
Brags about being dishonest or achieving something done through lying or theft.
Calls every minute to make sure you aren't going to stand him up.
Whines about how past exes did him wrong.
Drops stupid one-liners.
Is overweight but expects his date to be slim or athletic.
Has no plan for a date.
BOTH SEXES
Talk about their children on a first date.
Aren't physically active.
Is late for a date.
Don't understand the sacrifices that must be made if his or her date has children.
Talk too loudly or too softly.
Are more interested in his or her pet than his or her date.
See you're afraid now too aren't you?
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