A Quiz! Let's kick it.... OFF!

I desire to see this movie because...

a) its potential thought provoking and life altering story lines.
b) it has a killer ensemble cast.
c) I have an innate desire to drive myself into a depression based on ideals that are impossible to fulfill in real life.
d) I'm a sucker for Black Eyed Peas songs that include the lyrcis "Mazel Tov."
e) I still can't figure out what's going on with Julia Robert's upper lip and I need to do more research.
f) I need to prove to myself, again, how much I wish Jessica Biel would go away and leave JT to me.
g) Valentine's Day sucks so why not go for the Gold.