It really doesn't make sense that baseball is the go to euphemism for sexy time. What exactly is third base these days? Baseball is pretty boring. I like it because I can drink beer and sit in the sun. Sex deserves something more exciting (or perhaps dangerous, fast and slick) like the luge, skeleton or (can't resist) the two man bobsled. "Oh yes, they made it around the curve!" Something like that, anyway.
On to the summary for the final month...
Numbers of interest:
1 person fooled by actual fishing story on April Fool's Day
1 First Kiss
1 Double Date
1 Broken Date (mutual, due to weather)
1 Disappearing act by a boy (Mr. St. Patty's)
1 Invitation to a Fetish Ball (Mr. Captain)
1 Attempted return, out of nowhere, by a boy (Mr. Impatient)
3 Makey-Outeys (all with the same person)
5 Dates (all with the same person)
6 friends Mr. Jetpack has met of mine
92 new emails from dating sites
Money I spent (approx)
$45 on assorted dates with Mr. Jetpack
Money spent on me (approx)
$45 on assorted dates with Mr. Jetpack
Look at me go with my equality between the sexes. I think I let him pay for our next date.
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Now for the Grand Total By the Numbers from Jan 11-April 11, 2010:
Money spent on me: $86
Money spent by me: $233
1 remaining crush
2 google searches that found my blog that I forgot to mention ("venereal disease" and "speed dating logistics")
3 broken dates
4 makey-outeys (officially)
4 people who looked into online dating partly due to this blog (that I know of)
5 total crushes
11 new phone numbers (many already deleted)
21/22 actual dates
680 emails from dating websites and events
1,949 visits to blog by 151 different computers
That's it by the numbers, look for the FINAL post that will be very wise and full of deep conclusions, very soon.
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Wednesday, April 14, 2010
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Two Months Deep
One week late!
On this post, nothing else no E.P.T needed. Apologies loyal fan (I think I'm down to one now).
Happy Two Month Anniversary of being an outed somewhat unapologetic single girl, self! You are coming along so nicely, even if you fail to post your anniversary post on your actual anniversary.
I see why people use the third-person, it's kind of fun.
On to the monthly recap....
Money I spent:
$25ish dollars on second date with Mr. Captain
$3 on Chai with Mr. Jetpack
$10 on GlueWein with Mr. BetterBike
Total for the Month: $38
Grand Total: $188
Money Spent on Me:
$20 on vodka drink and hummus from Mr. Captain
$15 on dinner and beer from Mr. Jetpack
$5 on beer from Mr. St. Patty's
Total for the Month: $40
Grand Total: $55
Financially I did much better this month. Dating is expensive...
Other numbers of interest:
0 Makey-Outeys (officially)
1 dating website quit
1 broken date (by him)
1 guy picked up in a bar
1 nearly mistaken identity (mixed up Mr. BetterBike and Mr. Jetpack on phone)
2 potential crushes (real people)
2 identical previously received Plenty of Fish messages from 2 people
3 guys whose real names begins with M
6 real dates
7 new man phone numbers in cell phone
282 new emails from dating sites
Wow, I was busy. No wonder I got tired there for a bit. The last month has begun! Homestretch! Time to lock in the win!
On this post, nothing else no E.P.T needed. Apologies loyal fan (I think I'm down to one now).
Happy Two Month Anniversary of being an outed somewhat unapologetic single girl, self! You are coming along so nicely, even if you fail to post your anniversary post on your actual anniversary.
I see why people use the third-person, it's kind of fun.
On to the monthly recap....
Money I spent:
$25ish dollars on second date with Mr. Captain
$3 on Chai with Mr. Jetpack
$10 on GlueWein with Mr. BetterBike
Total for the Month: $38
Grand Total: $188
Money Spent on Me:
$20 on vodka drink and hummus from Mr. Captain
$15 on dinner and beer from Mr. Jetpack
$5 on beer from Mr. St. Patty's
Total for the Month: $40
Grand Total: $55
Financially I did much better this month. Dating is expensive...
Other numbers of interest:
0 Makey-Outeys (officially)
1 dating website quit
1 broken date (by him)
1 guy picked up in a bar
1 nearly mistaken identity (mixed up Mr. BetterBike and Mr. Jetpack on phone)
2 potential crushes (real people)
2 identical previously received Plenty of Fish messages from 2 people
3 guys whose real names begins with M
6 real dates
7 new man phone numbers in cell phone
282 new emails from dating sites
Wow, I was busy. No wonder I got tired there for a bit. The last month has begun! Homestretch! Time to lock in the win!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
The Dog Days could be over
A little update. I quit Chemistry today. It wasn't really giving me results and it was just making me feel guilty because I wasn't putting the work into it. So ciao Chemistry.
Rande is a good wingman. I wrote my phone number on some guy's arm last night at the HiDive. Then I tore up the dance floor at the Sputnik, Bruce was playing 60's music, how could I resist? Yay for going out on a Saturday night!
Looks like I will have a second date with Mr. Captain on Wednesday. He must have gotten the memo and decided to try to make plans further in advance with me. This time I will at least wait until I'm there to get my drink on.
I will have a first date with Mr. Impatient on Tuesday. I found out he lives in Longmont. A forty five minute drive each way? Not really down for that but it was too late to say no because of the distance, I guess. He was very persistent; with the right guy that's called interest with a guy from Longmont who hasn't met me yet it smells of desperation.
I will probably meet up with another guy I've been talking to for a couple weeks. He seems really nice and his job is training cyclists. Yes, perhaps I have ulterior motives but don't we all? Let's name him Mr. BetterBike.
Three dates in a week? Can it be done? Here's hoping. See you friends and family in two weeks.
Rande is a good wingman. I wrote my phone number on some guy's arm last night at the HiDive. Then I tore up the dance floor at the Sputnik, Bruce was playing 60's music, how could I resist? Yay for going out on a Saturday night!
Looks like I will have a second date with Mr. Captain on Wednesday. He must have gotten the memo and decided to try to make plans further in advance with me. This time I will at least wait until I'm there to get my drink on.
I will have a first date with Mr. Impatient on Tuesday. I found out he lives in Longmont. A forty five minute drive each way? Not really down for that but it was too late to say no because of the distance, I guess. He was very persistent; with the right guy that's called interest with a guy from Longmont who hasn't met me yet it smells of desperation.
I will probably meet up with another guy I've been talking to for a couple weeks. He seems really nice and his job is training cyclists. Yes, perhaps I have ulterior motives but don't we all? Let's name him Mr. BetterBike.
Three dates in a week? Can it be done? Here's hoping. See you friends and family in two weeks.
Thursday, February 11, 2010
One Whole Month, warm fuzzies
It's the one month anniversary of my dating extravaganza! I know you'd normally send gifts to my PO Box; I believe the one month anniversary is the chick-fil-a anniversary so hand delivery might be better. Nom Nuggets.
Now I would like to do a quick recap of all that has (or hasn't) been accomplished in one month's time. Starting with the monetary recap...
Money I spent:
$40 Chemistry
$35 Speed Dating
$60 Happy Hours/Bar Outings
$15 Going-Dutch Date (he didn't even offer, rude)
Total: $150.00
Money spent on me:
$1 PBR at happy hour
$5 (approx.) shot at happy hour
$3 Beer on date
$6 (approx.) snacks at speed dating
Total: $15.00
I need to work on dates, the kind where I get food and the boy pays.
Other numbers of interest:
1 Makey-Outey (officially)
1 Broken date
♥ html code learned
2 Awesome hugs from near strangers
2 Awkward hugs from near strangers
3 Crushes (unavailable, celebrity and disappointing)
3 Dance partners
5 New guys with my phone number
10 Real dates (counting the 8 at speed dating)
60 Plenty of Fish messages
140 Chemistry "not-reallys" (including those who not really'd me)
306 Total e-mails from dating events/sites
That's pretty alright for a month, right? I hope so.
Now I would like to do a quick recap of all that has (or hasn't) been accomplished in one month's time. Starting with the monetary recap...
Money I spent:
$40 Chemistry
$35 Speed Dating
$60 Happy Hours/Bar Outings
$15 Going-Dutch Date (he didn't even offer, rude)
Total: $150.00
Money spent on me:
$1 PBR at happy hour
$5 (approx.) shot at happy hour
$3 Beer on date
$6 (approx.) snacks at speed dating
Total: $15.00
I need to work on dates, the kind where I get food and the boy pays.
Other numbers of interest:
1 Makey-Outey (officially)
1 Broken date
♥ html code learned
2 Awesome hugs from near strangers
2 Awkward hugs from near strangers
3 Crushes (unavailable, celebrity and disappointing)
3 Dance partners
5 New guys with my phone number
10 Real dates (counting the 8 at speed dating)
60 Plenty of Fish messages
140 Chemistry "not-reallys" (including those who not really'd me)
306 Total e-mails from dating events/sites
That's pretty alright for a month, right? I hope so.
Sunday, February 7, 2010
like it is
I'm getting worn out. I can't believe it hasn't even been a month. I hope that speed dating this week (Tuesday) is fun and gives me a boost of energy. Actively attempting to date really isn't all fun and games. Doing this makes me realize that I've never before tried like I am now. I like having a relationship and I don't always mind being alone but this, this is exhausting.
Tonight is a Sex and the City watching kind of night.
Tonight is a Sex and the City watching kind of night.
Friday, January 29, 2010
73 Days to Go.
Two iffy dates down. Where now?
I have talked with Mr. Captain about meeting up Monday but he hasn't replied to my agreement to his suggestion of a Monday meeting. So that's possible but still not for sure.
I have another Happy Hour plan for next Friday the 5th with Kim and Alissa.
Then there is speed dating on Feb. 9th.
There aren't any new promising prospects on the internets. I've sent interest to a number of guys on Chemistry and either have had some response but more often none. That's kind of hard to take as I thought I would be a catch to the internet crowd. Then there is Plenty of Fish, mostly lots of throw 'em backs there.
I'm beginning to believe that perhaps I'm just too awesome.
I have talked with Mr. Captain about meeting up Monday but he hasn't replied to my agreement to his suggestion of a Monday meeting. So that's possible but still not for sure.
I have another Happy Hour plan for next Friday the 5th with Kim and Alissa.
Then there is speed dating on Feb. 9th.
There aren't any new promising prospects on the internets. I've sent interest to a number of guys on Chemistry and either have had some response but more often none. That's kind of hard to take as I thought I would be a catch to the internet crowd. Then there is Plenty of Fish, mostly lots of throw 'em backs there.
I'm beginning to believe that perhaps I'm just too awesome.
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
He's Out There Ladies, Waiting For You.
I just realized I should be documenting these gems, so here we go...
Profile Winners:
"Also someone to share my life with, and not try and rule mine or put me in a cage."
"I would like to travle the world someday. I am looking for an adventurous women that isn't affraid to go out and have a good time,"
"tiered of waisting time!"
"I'm looking for a woman who has a nice blend of spirituality and feminine sexuality."
"I tend to think of myself as going against the grain as far as interest in mainstream movies, music, books, and ideology about religion and politics, as I find most of the content found in that realm to be sub-par. However, I am as far from judgmental as a person can come"
"Unless you're ghetto, we will probably get along."
Received Messages:
"so tell me when do I get to take you out "
"After reading your profile it seems like we have a lot in common. I was wondering what are your hobbies and what do you like to do for fun."
"hey pretty
r u gonna ever make my day and write me back? plz do"
"Nice lady how are u? My name is Aba i am 28 years of age young man, am stayiny in Greeley and am studieng music. i really like yr profile and would love to be in touch"
If you are lawyer, I made all of these up, no really, I did.
Profile Winners:
"Also someone to share my life with, and not try and rule mine or put me in a cage."
"I would like to travle the world someday. I am looking for an adventurous women that isn't affraid to go out and have a good time,"
"tiered of waisting time!"
"I'm looking for a woman who has a nice blend of spirituality and feminine sexuality."
"I tend to think of myself as going against the grain as far as interest in mainstream movies, music, books, and ideology about religion and politics, as I find most of the content found in that realm to be sub-par. However, I am as far from judgmental as a person can come"
"Unless you're ghetto, we will probably get along."
Received Messages:
"so tell me when do I get to take you out "
"After reading your profile it seems like we have a lot in common. I was wondering what are your hobbies and what do you like to do for fun."
"hey pretty
r u gonna ever make my day and write me back? plz do"
"Nice lady how are u? My name is Aba i am 28 years of age young man, am stayiny in Greeley and am studieng music. i really like yr profile and would love to be in touch"
If you are lawyer, I made all of these up, no really, I did.
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