Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Never Fails to Amuse.

Today's *first* message gems:

"Hi sweetie How are you doing?.. Hey I recommend you DINNER on the first date instead of coffee shop.. If you want we can drink coffee after dinner.."

It just warms my heart when you start our storybook romance by telling me what I like to do is wrong. ::swoon::

"would u like to chat?"

How did you know? I love chatting with people who can't be bothered to spend the nanoseconds typing y and o.

" Hey I liked your profile and would love to
get know you and looks like we have a lot
a common."

His Listed Interests:
MotorcycleWorking OutFriends
FmailyCampingAll Sports
Rock ClimbingRacing Cars

My Listed Interests:
eatingtravelmovies
yeasayerdorky stuffvoluneering
spontaneous dance partieslighthearted political discussionswitty banter
advice columnsskiingcycling

Am I missing something? Like the commonalities?

And in a never before seen lousy 4th message...

"What's up Killer? Too busy to chat? Hollaaaaaaa!"

Weird. Just Weird.

1 comment:

  1. Come on now, give these guys some points for making an effort. One did say he liked your profile. Is he supposed to say-Hey we have nothing in common but lets meet and waste an hour and 1/2 of each others time?
    Now on the storybook romance side guy-he at least felt some positive vibes to venture suggesting dinner rather than just coffee. This deserves some points-definitely not just a grande Starbucks on your scale (which is usually just 1/2 foamy milk). A little less cynical my dear and maybe the guy who left out the y and o was driving and risking life, limb and the law just to text you off a note. All guys don't smell like 3 day old fish-some are probably nice-change that filter you are looking through-more rose colored and less dark. Put a little love in your heart!!! xx AJ

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